If you don’t have any ideas for your next birthday and you want something awesome, you’re at the right place you was looking for.
You want to offer something special to your bro’, a friend or your girlfriend and don’t find anything heshe doesn’t already have, check my list and go to the corresponding website to buy it.
A FAKE LION MANE FOR CAT
For more respect in your neighborhood.
Good looking with his new claws.
A GOGIRL, TO PEE EASIER AND EVERYWHERE.
Buy it here A SELF STIRRING MUG
To not do it with your finger.

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A MEXICAN BOTTLE-OPENER
Available in many colors.
Good for bottle-opener fights

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A GOOD WEATHER UMBRELLA
No sun
No money to go to Hawai
Parasol ?

A WRITING MACHINE FOR IPAD
Or an I-type writer.
Hipster style.

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A  SCUBA DIVER TEA BAG
With an oxygen bottle to not kill him.

  

BATHING BAD BATHS SALT
Taste Crystal Meth
Just add Walter

 

DO YOU LIKE CAST AWAY ?
If you feel lonely
Can be used to catch girls this summer.

 
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VINYL RECORD PLACE MAT
To eat with your favorite music
To teach to your child the ‘true music’

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ARMS VERSION PILLOWS
It’s soft
You can sleep after fighting

A FLOATING PING-PONG TABLE
You don’t have to pick up all the ball in your garage.

 

ZOMBIE FLIP FLOP
Anti dog-licking

 

HAN SOLO CHOCOLATE
What else ? 
You can play with it.

 

DOG COAT-HANGER
You can imagine an human dog each morning.
It exists in cat too.

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GIANT BEACH BALL
You can not lose it.
You can not play with it.
You can not use it as a pillow

BUBBLE PACK VERSION OF IPHONE HULL
To protect your dear smart phone.
Anti-stress number one.

 

FUCK THE RAIN UMBRELLA
Rain sucks
People too.

PENCIL HEADPHONES

You feel smarter and proud to have a pencil in your ears. 
WAKING UP MUG

 

Buy it here BLOODY CARPET

You have not necessary kill somebody to see it.
Try to scream after bath time.

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BOTTLE OPENER SANDALS
To drink a beer everywhere 
Better than open it with your teeth.

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HOLLYWOOD STARS CHAIR
Ryan Gosling 
Many other stars

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PILLOWS ‘MY SIDE – YOUR SIDE’
Who is the boss ? 
You can fight every night.
PREDATOR BIKE HELMET
Cops will be affraid of you

AN HANGOVER KIT
They clean
You’re hungry
You can’t clean.

A SLEEP SUIT MOP FOR BABY
First job for your baby
UNICORN MEAT 
Taste like magic chicken
Unicorn isn’t protected by associations. 

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